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Notes Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: If I Were a Girl for One Day...1. I’d punch myself in the boob just to see if it hurt as bad as getting kicked in the nuts.
2. I’d thoroughly massage my boob right after though… because it would be sore.
3. I’d finally buy that girls cardigan in XL that I really wanted from Forever 21, but was too embarrassed to buy as a guy….
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Notes Watching Deal or No Deal with my Asian Mom…
Mom: 25!!!
Me: Ok, calm down.
(contestant picks suitcase #22… it’s $1)
Mom: Stupid!! I tell you 25!!
Me: Umm… you know she did a good job, right?
Mom: She got a $1… you think that is a good??
Me: I see… then why is she so happy??
Mom: (pause) Economy is a no good, dummy…
Me: I see.
Mom: Anyway, change channel!
Me: Why?
Mom: Tuna Half Man!
Me: What? (pause) Oh… Two and a Half Men?
Mom: Yes… WAIT!!
(Contestant picks suitcase #25… it’s $500,000)
Mom: Told you… ok, change.
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I miss the sound of your voice, and I miss the rush of your skin.
- Matt Nathanson
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Notes Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: Signs you Might have a little OCD in ya...1. If you always choose plastic soda lids from the middle of the stack because you think most people touch the lids on top… but then you stress yourself out thinking that they’re has to be other people who think like you, so then you go with no lid at all.
2. If you get pissed when you put in…
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Notes This Car Has Never Been Rear-Ended…
